Dirtiest dance floor
By: Bryan SmithBeauty Bar Beauty Bar’s Denver location is known for one thing above all else—a dirty dance floor. … UCD Advocate RSS
May 11 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Category archives for:
Advocate
Worst Use of Public Funds
New West rail line By far the most anticipated tax funded project in years, the new West rail line from RTD promised to connect the cities of Golden, Lakewood, an… UCD Advocate RSS http://www.ucdadvocate.com/polopoly_fs/1.3042196!image/1032481344.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100×100/1032481344.jpg
May 11 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Worst case of checks and balances
UCD Student Government Politics here in the ol’ US of A are based on a fairly simple philosophy: Don’t do anything you aren’t supposed to, because there will be a price to pay. In other words, it operates according to checks and balances. But our Student Government Associati… UCD Advocate RSS http://www.ucdadvocate.com/polopoly_fs/1.3042378!image/1434049918.jpg_gen/thumbnails/100×100/1434049918.jpg
May 11 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Best excuse to lose weight
Governor Chris Christie gets healthy ‘for his kids’ Governor Chris Christie has earned a name for himself after his efforts to restore his state of New Jersey after Hurricane Sandy. But his latest headline didn’t have anything to do with that; rather it had to do with his admission to having had a lap b… [...]
May 10 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Most optimistic bill for Colorado
By: Adam BlairSB-11, the civil unions bill Syria’s on the brink of genocide, we have domestic bombings and school shootings, and there are more and more Harlem Shake videos every day. The human race seems to be in a sorry state. But there is a ray of sunshine in this sea of gloom and violence [...]
May 10 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Guiltiest time to be an American
By: Gary GarrisonLoving ourselves a little too much Americans have a tendency to look inward. When tragedy strikes it seems to resonate just a bit longer and hit us a bit harder. This, of course, makes sense—when our fellow countrymen, windup hurt or displaced we feel vulnerable. Sometimes we tend to lo… UCD Advocate RSS
May 10 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Worst case for legitimate rape
By: Gary GarrisonTodd Akin claiming women’s bodies shut down When on the campaign trail, some politicians say some incredibly terrible things. Most of their awful quotes are immediately broadcast on every major news network in America. Many of these quotes are forgiven or forgotten. But some, like former Missour… UCD Advocate RSS
May 10 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Worst place to get a fucking break
By: Adam SteiningerAuraria on a snow day With four weeks in a row of snow days in April, at least one of those days should have closed the campus to give us break. The university should reserve at least three snow days every year just like businesses allow vacation and sick days. There can … [...]
May 10 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Least noticed campus loss
By: Reem Abu-BakerDinosaur Tracks Museum No one really knew that there were dinosaurs on Auraria campus—and since last summer CU Denver’s collection of prehistoric relics has gone extinct. … UCD Advocate RSS
May 10 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »
Best places to hook up on campus
By: Bryant BurciagaGetting it on like Donkey Kong Going to school on a commuter campus makes it difficult to meet and find people you want to hook up with, and if you already have a significant other the lack of privacy in our condensed city campus makes it hard not to show some PDA. Nonetheless, [...]
May 9 2013 | Posted in Advocate | Read More »